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Olomouc

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A baroque university city of six fountains, a UNESCO column and a communist astronomical clock, at student beer prices.
Olomouc Old Town Hall with its Gothic tower above the main square
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The plan

Holy Trinity Column
A 32m UNESCO baroque column carrying 52 sculptures, with a chapel inside its base, dominating the Upper Square.
Astronomical clock at noon
Rebuilt in the 1950s with workers and chemists in place of saints. Wound by hand, no electricity, one show a day at noon.
Archdiocesan Museum
In the Romanesque bishop's palace beside the cathedral: treasury, state carriages and Central European old masters.
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Eat tvaruzky once
The ripened cheese from nearby Lostice smells appalling and tastes excellent fried in beer batter. Order it at least once.
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Fort Science
Interactive science centre and planetarium inside a 19th-century artillery fort. Closed Mondays, adults 180 CZK.
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Getting there

Train from Prague
Two hours fifteen direct on the Prague-Ostrava line. RegioJet, Leo Express and Czech Railways all compete, so fares stay low.
Train from Brno
Ninety minutes across Moravia and an easy pairing with Brno on almost any Czech itinerary.
Fly into Prague or Vienna
No useful airport of its own. Prague is 2h15 by train, Vienna around four hours with a change at Breclav.

When to go

Best time to go
May to June and September, with students back and the terraces full
Cheapest months
July and August, when the university empties and beds go cheap
Priciest & busiest
December, for the Christmas markets on both of the main squares

If you've got one day

Morning
Upper Square first: the town hall, the Holy Trinity Column and four of the six baroque fountains.
Late morning
Be at the astronomical clock for the noon show, then climb the 75m town hall tower.
Lunch
Fried tvaruzky and a dark lager in the brewhouse at Svatovaclavsky pivovar.
Afternoon
St Wenceslas Cathedral and the Archdiocesan Museum, then the ramparts walk through Bezrucovy sady.
Evening
Cheap pints along the Masne kramy passage, then a band at Klub Vertigo or cocktails at Long Story Short.

Nearby & day trips

Svaty Kopecek
Pilgrimage basilica and the city zoo on a hill 10km out, reached on tram 4 and a short connecting bus.
Bouzov castle
Neo-Gothic castle an hour northwest, rebuilt by the Teutonic Order and a fixture of Czech fairytale films.
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